NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time my attention.
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up and stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad
to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer
and thinking of calling Jack Daniels or
Johnny Walker to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think good thoughts only, learn to laugh at yourself, and count your blessings!!!!!!!
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